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Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Pleasant Bear School of Slow Readâ„¢



Haven't you always wanted to glide like a lily, beautifully?

Now sink back and enrapture yourself in a slow daze.

Let Pleasant Bear School of Slow Read instruct you

in diction with conviction,

in an atmosphere of classical elegance guaranteed plus.

Learn to read quite slowly and in a loud voice.

At PBSSR skilled experts tutor you in

the essentials of this achievement bound to make you

comfortable

in social situations

from cocktail parties to Sunday School picnics.

For particulars enquire within.





--Ross Bender

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