subcutaneous microchip

I've got a subcutaneous microchip

implanted in my amygdala

or maybe in my

left orbitofrontal cortex

or maybe it's back in my hippocampus

itches occasionally

damn!

maybe it's in my

frontomedian cortex

can't get ahold of it

don't believe the aliens put it there

but it sure as hell is

hard to scratch