The wind whips through the Tehachapi Pass, churning enough butter for the entire Amish population of California. With plenty energy to spare. Yobu, the Charges d'Affaires at the Japanese embassy in Manhattan is rumored to have made some secret visits to these parts, exploring the possibility that the energy generated by farming the air might be sufficient to send an expeditionary force to the moon.

Some say that Yobu is really the furtive guerilla commander SubCommandante Yoney. Some say that Yobu is not purely and uniquely Japanese but a jerked over Amishman born out of wedlock in a little mistake at the Imperial Palace.