Author: wpadmin
Dead Disney to Challenge “Nazi Wuss” Schwarzenegger
Walt Disney, who passed away in 1966 but whose head was cryogenically frozen in case of an emergency, was revived yesterday and announced that he would join the race for governor of California ... Read More
Power Outage Traced to Amish “Evangelistic Crusade”
FBI spokesperson Harvey Glasser revealed today that the investigation of last week’s historic power outage has led to a radical Amish group in Holmes County, Ohio. The fringe group, known as the... Read More
Hindu Judge Refuses to Remove Sacred Cows from U.S. Court Building
U.S. Circuit Court Judge Rawalpindi Gaddadavidanandananda is resisting demands from the Christian Right that he remove a herd of sacred cows from the lobby of the court building in beautiful downtown ... Read More
Democrats Massacre Multiple Languages in Debate for Ethnic Voters
Two hundred thirty-seven Democratic presidential hopefuls took the stage Thursday night in the first ever multilingual official presidential debate. Of the front-runners, only Al Sharpton was absent, ... Read More
High-Level North Korean Defector Describes Leader’s Lurid Lifestyle
The highest ranking North Korean defector to date, Hwang Jang Yop, who served as a close advisor to both Kim Il Sung and his son and current leader, Kim Jong Il, testified before the Senate Foreign Re... Read More
African Primates Denounce Gay Bishop
In furious statements this week, Anglican Archbishop Peter J. Akinola of Nigeria and other conservatives denounced the elevation of openly gay V. Gene Robinson as Bishop of New Hampshire on Sunday. Ar... Read More